a pet monster from school

Jordan brought home a pet monster with a care manual. It was so cute I just had to share.

A Pet Monster Manual by Jordan

Feeding a Pet Monster

Five favorite pet monster foods are:
1. bones
2. worms
3. trash
4. aliens
5. blood

Monsters like these foods because: they are good for all monsters.

Playing with a Pet Monster

Monsters love to do tricks! A really fun trick you can teach your monster is: magic, video games, back flips, front flips and science.

Another really cool trick is: games

Just to be on the safe side, you should never let your monster: eat fish. (Jordan said the monster would choke on the fish).

Caring For a Sick Pet Monster

You know a monster is sick when: he gets big red bumps.

The best way to cure a sick monster is: to give him 5 cups full of soda.

One thing you should never do to a sick monster is: give him candy and his favorite foods.

Exercising A Pet Monster

The best way to exercise a pet monster is: make him do cartwheels, pushups and jog 100 miles. (Jordan laughed when I told him that 100 miles was about the distance from our house to Mom and Dad Allen's home in Logan. I think it would take a monster a while to jog that many miles!).

One thing you never want to do is: feed a monster electricity. (I asked Jordan what would happen if a monster was fed electricity and he said "The monster would be shocked and die!").

A monster needs to be exercised: one day a week (or two or three).